No shit!

Exactly, perdix.

15 you fail

I feel like I had a seizure when I read this.

Am I missing a reference to something here or…?

Were you trying to be funny?

Apparently ^

Was Not Was had a somewhat obscure song back in the 80s, "Hello Dad? I'm In Jail." It's on Youtube. Guess it was more obscure than I thought. :-(

Yes, extremely obscure, and somewhat obtuse to the situation. Nevertheless, I got the reference. I figured you deserved to know. I hope this has been a ray of sunshine for your day, and I want my cookie now. Peanut Butter. :)

Hahaha thank you. *hands you a peanut butter cookie*

There are no beds to make on this one; unless she was at a furniture store.

Sorry Doc, I have to disagree. That's a bit harsh. Even parents make mistakes sometimes. Family are the people who are supposed to be there for you. I think OP should have helped his mom out if this was like a first-time event, and maybe find out why she did it. It doesn't even say if OP's parents are married, so she may not even have been cheating. Anyways, one dumb mistake isn't a reason to be cruel to your mom.

If it were my mom, I know I'd leave her in jail. She knew what she did was wrong on more than one level and now she gets to suffer the consequences of her decisions. And I know if it were the other way around with my mom and me, she'd leave my ass in jail as well.

42 - So if your child/parent/other family commits a murder, or any other crime for that matter, you're just going to let them get away with it because its 'family'? It's called 'tough love'. Yes they're your family, yes you should be there for them and support them, and that sometimes includes you having to punish them and show them what they did was completely wrong. How else are they going to learn?

I_Has_A_Fishy - I'm sorry, but did you read the same FML I did? Because in the one *I* read, a woman was arrested for having extra-marital sex in public. So she's not only cheating on her husband, she's doing it IN PUBLIC. That's not exactly something you can call a "mistake". That's called adultery.

Hate to be nitpicky, but it doesn't say they are married at all, Doc. He refers to them both as 'Mom' and 'Dad' and that is all. Of course, I'm sure it's implied by OP, but it's not completely certain just by the two sentences given.

Senseless - It's very much implied by OP. If they weren't married, why would it matter that he was with his father? It wouldn't.

Soo True !

And here in FML, everyone's a lit major. Sometimes, the curtains are black because it's black; there's no deeper meaning intended by the author.

You made my brain cry.

You mom has a big casserole

Okay kid. Enough with the yo mama jokes. Now get back to class.

Reference to the asshole/casserole fml? Lol

Bit intense... History of abuse in your life SApprentice?