That's one way to start the weekend

By Monkey - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 657
You deserved it 3 089
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Top comments

JiggaJayZ 16

Everyone always wondered why you don't have any of your dads features

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misspulkadot24 17

This is one of those double whammy FML's. It's like life gave you a one two punch to the nuts.

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Comments

Twisted_Angel 17

Lmao, your mom's a skeeze!! Your poor dad!

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mahdi8130 8

Don't bail her out. Poor dad :(

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brand0n93 5

damn now your mom has a criminal record and your parents might be getting a divorce

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BobbieH 19

You're Dad's the one who should be saying **** My Life quickly followed by **** My Wfe... Someone else already has! I feel sorry for the situation you are now in the middle of. It's tough enough when your parents have issues or are divorcing but to add an arrest for sex in public with the guy she is having an affair with is such a tough situation

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TamiaAnn 0

Smdh your life doesn't suck..hers Doess!!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Finding out your mom is in jail for public sex does suck. Even more of OP's parents are married. Cheaters hurts.

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