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By Monkey - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my mom called me from jail. She was arrested for having sex in public. I was with my dad when I got the call. FML
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Top comments

JiggaJayZ 16

Everyone always wondered why you don't have any of your dads features

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misspulkadot24 17

This is one of those double whammy FML's. It's like life gave you a one two punch to the nuts.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Dayum your mom is a notorious *****! FYL

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Psychology_13 8

teehee, your mother's a *****. :)

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somebody77722 3

Hope you didn't bail her out.

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Takainthemachine 0

Dude.....awkward..

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gardenwhipped3 14

Dad, mom wants to talk to you, I am going for a long walk, I will see you tomorrow.

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ravenevercross 19

**** that ****. Leave her in jail.

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noisebox 1

Was that before or after she got a tatoo?

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fulgura 10

That's probably a good introduction to what it's gonna be like over the next several years, when your parents both complain to you about the other through and after their divorce. Get used to telling them "Mom/Dad, I love Dad/Mom and don't want to be put in the middle of this"...

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