That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

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Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
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olpally 32

Well, that escalated quickly...

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shrimp1234 4

He has no staying power at all.

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lidget 5

The same thing happened to me once! Turns out he woke up fairly quickly but pretended to stay asleep so I wouldn't stop, and then finally moved after it was too late. Great for him, lame for me -_-

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greenie213 23

Damn girl! Maybe your just better than you give yourself credit for! Telepathic pleasuring. This changes everything!

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greenie213 23

Sorry. I'll try harder next time. Dick.

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Enslaved 36

Don't worry, in time you'll learn to read his body language and know when to ease up on your stimulation skills. (:

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ikickgingers 15

I bet she swallows...

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Enslaved 36

So Kicky, are you also singing Akinyele's-- "Put It In Your Mouth"? I bet you are! ;) I'll sing back up :P

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ikickgingers 15

How'd you know?? O.o ;)

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doodlecloud 26

Wait - you tried to rouse him...so he was asleep? If you were wanting sex and to wake him I assume you tried to give him a hand or ********...so basically you jacked the guy off and you were suprised when he came? Could be wrong but I thinl you need to learn the difference between just teasing strokes and jacking someone off. Especially when someone's asleep and so may take a bit to come round...poor guy probably ended up having a wet dream and woke up to you scowling.

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Missusluv313 9

But that's the best way to wake a guy up though! Right? Or am I doing it wrong?

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doodlecloud 26

Correct but you gotta make sure you're not too intense before they wake up!

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spaboolly 26

Maybe next time you should "rouse" him by pouring some cold water on his face. Or ya know... just let the poor guy sleep and save your personal activities for when you're both ready.

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