That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Spicy
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 563
You deserved it 6 832
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

olpally 32

Well, that escalated quickly...

442 17
shrimp1234 4

He has no staying power at all.

213 19

Comments

afropuffjake 9

I can't help but wonder what you were doing for that to happen, especially if you posted an FML about it. If this was an isolated incident, FYL but take it as a compliment. If this is nothing new YDI for not only picking someone with PE, but apparently not doing it enough so he can build some stamina.

0 2
Missusluv313 9

So I'm guessing one nut is all you get out of him, huh? Damn. My ex was like that. ******* shane! I feel so sorry for you OP, I really do. :-(

1 5
0ops_i_died 8

Does he have trouble cumming more than once? Just keep at it, most men wouldn't protest :)

3 2
Praisethelawd 0

He came? Oh I see he's the 60 sec type of guy.

0 7
ultra_notorious 26

That's too bad, morning sex is the best!!!

1 2
joncole 6

wet dream plus u starting sex=done no morning wood waking up

0 1
anyav3 13

Well that's the wrong definition of a quickie. Lol

3 0
carrjc66 1

How is this an fml? Wait ten minutes and go again.

0 0