Health, Customers and Relatable: The Anti-Karen

The Anti-Karen

By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looked at me with accepting eyes and after I'd finished said, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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You deserved it 146

By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Never change the routine

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, my girlfriend and I got up, dressed, and dealt with the kids. I had to be somewhere so I poured coffee for her and me and started eating my breakfast. She got offended, refused to drink coffee with me, and has been ignoring me since. She regularly starts eating before I sit down. FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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Not a morning person

By crazybitch - 18/06/2012 04:57 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML

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You deserved it 4 069

Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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You deserved it 212

Haterandlover 0

Monday 29 August 2011 8:51

Your fault......People make mistakes.

missL1z 5

Monday 29 August 2011 8:53

You kinda deserved it. Nobody ask for accident to happen, you didn't have to bitch her out for it cuz I bet she would e truly sorry about it. She made a pretty awesome comeback!

Comments

radarie 6

Monday 29 August 2011 15:47

I would have been mad, too. If you think she was overreacting, go make some coffee, and poor at all over yourself and see how you feel.

jaff23 11

Monday 29 August 2011 15:47

If it was just an accident then you over reacted and deserved it.

Werman20 4

Monday 29 August 2011 15:58

You deserve it for being fat and ugly.

Epic_Times 10

Monday 29 August 2011 16:05

You got burned! :P Haha

goneblue 3

Monday 29 August 2011 16:42

Boo hook hot coffee. Everyone get over it. The OP condemned herself to ridicule by admiring to "bitching" her out. Classy. Shit happens. You could have a pot of coffee spilt on you.

kyrintethron 0

Monday 29 August 2011 17:01

Fat bitch. YDI

Sunshyne_Daedree 0

Monday 29 August 2011 17:10

Dont cry over spilled coffee.

Shuffles 0

Monday 29 August 2011 18:00

she shoulda sang, "hungry hungry hippo!"

dmdandridge 0

Monday 29 August 2011 18:28

Sounds like something I would have said :) I'm sorry but YDI.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 29 August 2011 18:41

So she deserves it for apparently being overweight? Just because she's not a stick figure like this dumb bitch who spilled coffee on her doesn't mean she's automatically obese. She may very well be at a perfectly normal weight - read: NOT OVERWEIGHT. People are bitches when they're full of themselves... this girl who ran into OP sounds no different.

Wolveslikepie 4

Monday 29 August 2011 19:34

how do we know the coffee spiller was a stick figure aren't you being a tad rude in assuming that......

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:30

Fair enough, but usually when someone makes a comment about another person being overweight, they're significantly thinner themselves. That's what leads me to believe that while the girl may not have been a negative size two, she's more than likely pretty small... even a size 6 would work if OP really is that big.