Miscellaneous: The art, the artist

The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 08:00 - Canada - Grand Bay

Today, I thought it would be funny to mow a dick into my grandmother's lawn, but the mower leaked gasoline and now there's a giant dead grass outline. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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You deserved it 7 988

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By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 031

You deserved it 4 416

By overthehorizon - 27/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful like I had hoped, he yelled at me for cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML

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You deserved it 4 208

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

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You deserved it 54 644

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 17:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Leonards

Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML

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You deserved it 7 243

By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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You deserved it 49 543

By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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You deserved it 7 049

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Sunday 26 April 2009 16:05

HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

goode48 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:07

how the **** do you do that haha thats some creativity

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audereyy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:22

YDI

TryToBeKind 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:24

Did gramma say it looked like a penis? If so, it reminds me of that movie Parenthood: the lights went out at a large family gathering for some reason and Steve Martin's character went to look for a flashlight. He came back and the lights went on just as he was turning on a huge vibrator. A child said something to the effect of, "It is so big!" the gramma-lady said, "It sure was!" I guess you could just play dumb and say you did the lawn in circles? that's actually how I do it anyway and running out of gas means you've got a big square (OK, so I do squares) in the middle. Speaking of which, my lawn mower isn't co operating: the pull-cord seems to be getting stuck on something. Ew.

isabellechaos 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:26

im definitely gonna do that someday, but i'll fill the lawnmower with gas first :]

designedlikedice 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:31

Since you were mowing it with a lawnmower, I really doubt it even resembled a penis. Then again, I've never mowed a lawn, being as I live in the desert.

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:34

Roflmao #30. That is how alot of them seem to go huh?

monkeysss 3

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:39

That's hilarious, but you totally deserved that one! xD

VagMaster69 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:49

10 bucks you dont know how to use a lawn mower and the penis looked like crap. And your Grandma might have not even noticed that it is a penis cuz you cant move a lawn mower without the help/permission of your daddy :)

mothafucka_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:52

haha we all know what was on your mind ;) big deal though. if it werent for her doing more than just looking at a penis, you wouldnt be here.

VagMaster69 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:53

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhAHA #30!!!!! hahhahahahahhahahahhahahahha, this is so fake tho.. You know that you could have just Asked your neighbor for gas.. Gone to get gas.. Got some gas out of your daddys beat up truck or out of your redneck atv... But, since that this is fake it doesn't matter..