Kids: The betrayal

The betrayal

By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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The Bathtub Incident

By Katie - 17/09/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML

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By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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By screwedwoman27 - 19/06/2011 18:03 - United States

Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML

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Noped out

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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Little shit

By NoPocketforme - 04/04/2021 00:30

Today, I ate the last Hot Pocket in the house. My little brother threw a temper tantrum and poured a bucket of water all over my desk and Macbook. My mom’s response? “Aw he’s just a little boy.” My brother is 13. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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mackdeezy 22

Sunday 28 July 2013 2:58

Well we know what their priorities are. And who's the favorite.

TaiReiSi 12

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:00

Kids these days are so easy to... Piss off.

Comments

buddy51 23

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:04

Well, at least you got all the BBQ chips in the house!!! Taunt your sister with your chip stained lips and fingers and see what she does! Explosive diarrhea seems her next logical response to your gluttony!!

imonkeyface 9

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:06

Maybe they should focus more on disciplining her instead of yelling at you. Sorry op, fyl

thatgirlkat 9

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:08

Younger siblings always get special treatment, you get use to it.

br00kr 22

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:14

True dat

AtomicDiamond87 15

Sunday 28 July 2013 4:44

That's not always true... My sister, who is older, got to have boyfriends when I couldn't. its just a matter of either or. :p

Queensland 27

Sunday 28 July 2013 4:55

That's probably because she was older..

mn_shr 22

Sunday 28 July 2013 5:55

#50 I'm the older sibling and I was allowed to date but my younger sister was "protected". See, no one would ever be good enough for her baby. Not so much a matter of either, or.

AHappyGoth 14

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:13

Anybody else think of Troll 2 when the little boy randomly pissed on the food? Is peeing when you're in a crisis a thing now?

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 28 July 2013 16:13

Is lack of BBQ chips a crisis?

AHappyGoth 14

Sunday 28 July 2013 17:53

Of course; they're delicious. Lack of BBQ chips can cause induced panic in children and young adults. That's science. Can't argue with science, bro.

Virtual_BS 13

Sunday 28 July 2013 18:40

I thought of Scary Movie 2...

chocolatefrog28 29

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:14

Sounds like she was pretty pee-ved.

mn_shr 22

Sunday 28 July 2013 5:57

Horrible, horrible pun.

iAlissa 34

Sunday 28 July 2013 9:25

I found it amusing.

meiam 7

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:17

Why do the youngest get away with everything?? It's never made sense to me..

sweet23_fml 11

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:28

question are you an only child?

meiam 7

Sunday 28 July 2013 3:33

Nope, I have a younger brother who always got away with everything.

AtomicDiamond87 15

Sunday 28 July 2013 4:45

More cunning and smart? Lol jks Idk its just the way it is...my older disaster says the same thing.

radiohaley 14

Sunday 28 July 2013 6:28

because they are the "baby" and mommas baby never does wrong! ha..or maybe we just see what older siblings did amd see wht not to do and how to not get caught...and yes I'm the younger sibling