The big reveal

By yeahthatsme - 30/07/2009 20:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML
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You deserved it 29 392

Same thing different taste

Congratulations, you played yourself

By What have I done - 19/05/2024 10:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML
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Top comments

hellobananas 0

If you're looking for sex, the guys probably wouldn't care. Seriously, if a guy answered a personal ad, he probably isn't too choosy.

Metal1209 0

Keep searching, I'm sure theres someone out there for you

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conan6 0

YDI for being fat and ugly.

You want sex? Go find a glory hole! Also, redo your profile. Wipe out everything and just say that you love to suck balls. You'll find someone regardless of what you look like.

Contrary to popular belief, being fat rarely IS the problem. There are way more guys out there who love big girls than you think. Pick up a Cosmo or something and learn some makeup tricks. It`s not that hard to emphasize your best features and downplay your worst. ouch99: genetics are everything. Of course everyone can lost weight if they are determined enough, but some people have to eat like 500 calories and day and spend 4 hours a day on the treadmill if they want to be that same weight that other people are naturally eating all they want--and that`s due to genetics. And as much as the skinny craze makes everyone want to be a size two, there comes a point where it`s just not worth it to have to give up every good tasting food and spend all your free time at the gym. Everyone has to find their own balance.

lovely997 0

you said it perfect AND! my friends girlfriend models for like cosmo for clothing brands magazines and she went and baught the issue she was in, and HAHA she was fat compared to the pic of herself in the picturee so think about that nextime you try to look like a girl from a magazine :)

Well, sounds like you're not only fat, and ugly, but you are also a *****. Congratulations.

Your congratulations are misplaced. A ***** is someone who sells sex. A **** is someone who gives away sex for free. The OP is neither, the only thing ****** about her is her life and that is why this site exists.

1234jnimawe 0

and apparently you're a ***** ...

people who advertise things like that end up getting murdered, or are murderers