Intimacy: The big reveal

The big reveal

By yeahthatsme - 30/07/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, I placed a personal ad advertising myself as an overweight woman wanting sex. I sent pictures of me in lingerie to men who replied and was pleased that almost all were still interested. Then I sent face pics. As it turns out, being fat is not my problem. Apparently I'm ugly. FML

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By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, the "hot" guy I've been talking to for a few weeks sent me a picture. He was very overweight and not good looking at all. He then followed up with, "Now send me one of you so I can prove to all of my friends that you're real." FML

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Body positivity denied

By ConsideringPlasticSurgery - 12/08/2022 16:00

Today, and for the 6th time, I sent a potential suitor a full body picture. I usually get ghosted or called a plethora of fatshaming names. This time around the guy told me, “Wow. I’d kill myself if I had that body.” I’ve been single for 4 years and no matter how hard I try to find love, this happens. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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Congratulations, you played yourself

By What have I done - 19/05/2024 10:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked a girl from Bumble for a full body pic. She was obese, so I told her it wasn’t gonna work. She then sent a video of her in real time looking slim and told me that picture was from when she was obese, and she'd sent that picture as a “test of my character” and she’s “better off without someone so judgy.” FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Olivia - 24/07/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I quit dating forever. I’m an overweight girl with glasses. I attempted to put flattering selfies on dating profiles, but the guys run from me or ghost me when I meet them in person. I took a friend’s advice and put honest, full body pics of myself. I got zero messages. None. I give up. FML

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Honest discrimination

By erin - 16/05/2021 17:01

Today, I was called fatphobic for rejecting an overweight man who asked me on a date. I don’t know how to force myself to be attracted to fat people. There’s just nothing there. FML

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Charming

By Anonymous - 02/12/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a girl I met on Tinder described herself as curvy and sent me pictures. We agreed to meet and let me say… those pictures were at least 10 years and 15 stone ago. She was no longer curvy or even just overweight, she was grossly obese. I could smell the unwashed skin under her fat rolls. FML

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By agnosticstudy - 14/01/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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hellobananas 0

Friday 31 July 2009 3:48

If you're looking for sex, the guys probably wouldn't care. Seriously, if a guy answered a personal ad, he probably isn't too choosy.

Metal1209 0

Friday 31 July 2009 2:28

Keep searching, I'm sure theres someone out there for you

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what_the_hell123 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:29

i rlly dont understand how people these days can advertise themselves for sex.the girl might as well be a hooker or something

SirAwesome 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:51

Honestly, don't worry about it. Lots of people tend to be "pic collectors," especially on craigslist, where they will stop talking to you after they get all your pictures. LIke, they'll get as much as they can from you without ever having to bother meeting. Keep trying, I'm sure there are plenty of nice perverts willing to meet you for sex online. :)

roundnproud 7

Friday 31 July 2009 10:28

you seem to know an awful lot about this

Me27 0

Friday 31 July 2009 10:09

YDI not for being fat and/or ugly but for posting such a disgusting, immoral ad.

Malexhe 0

Friday 31 July 2009 10:24

YDI for looking to have sex IRL with strangers on the internet. If your that ******* desperate either lose some weight and make an attempt to spruce up your appearance then find someone, or buy a *****. Or better yet, become an actual prostitute. Then you would be getting some, AND making some money on the side.

AntiChrist7 0

Friday 31 July 2009 10:40

fat isn't only on your belly, Miss Piggy

DeathMetal666 0

Friday 31 July 2009 11:15

YDI for having a glandular problem. Next time, fix your problems you fat bitch.

GFLiE 0

Friday 31 July 2009 11:21

Maybe she's not even fat, just ugly. Most girls think of themselves as "a little overweight." Maybe the lingerie pictures actually were hot and she has a fine body but a really ugly face............no?

Funky_T 0

Friday 31 July 2009 11:27

your so ugly ..... instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round your neck.

JanisEvans 10

Friday 31 July 2009 11:53

Why exactly do you have to pimp yourself out? That makes your life ******... Fat and ugly isn't your issue, it's being pathetic... There are tons of guys craving curvy women and ugly usually just means you have yet to find a style that matches your features... But the whole advertising yourself for sex... That is just sad.

xHaniffax 0

Friday 31 July 2009 12:03

Girl 1: You're a FAT BITCH! Girl 2: That's okay, I can lose weight, at least Im not an UGLY ***** Girl 1: :O *gasp* OP: You are BOTH of these girls.... okay all joking aside, you're just pathetic and desperate...nevermind ugly or fat. who does that?!? really?!?

Jared1James 4

Saturday 1 August 2009 17:51

Actually... a lot of girls tend to put pictures of them naked or dressed in lingerie, which is really pathetic and annoying. Don't get me wrong, some naked girls are hot, but you people can have fun wasting time looking at pictures, porno, and whatever, I'd rather send time with my love. I bet 95% women put pictures up or sexting. Not saying that some guys don't do it. They do. But who would want to see some girl you don't know naked, unless your too desperate and can't find someone to love. If your fat, you're fat. If your ugly, you're ugly. Love comes from the heart. There is just a bonus for being "better looking then some other girl." x] x