Animals, Transportation, Cats and Money: The big time

The big time

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Des Moines

Today, I found out that my parents spent all of the money in my college fund to pay for my cat to be flown to LA and audition for a movie. FML

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You deserved it 4 188

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Mathgeekboo 9

Friday 5 July 2013 15:40

Did your cat get the part?

inkdeath87 18

Friday 5 July 2013 15:41

Your parents are really stupid. Sacrificing your education for a cat is just horrible parenting.

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MartiOan 8

Monday 12 August 2013 12:35

I'm shure it will pay off once the cat is getting the good movie deals. No, probably not

dianafuentes 17

Thursday 15 August 2013 7:32

everyone loves a cat.

djsammyc 19

Wednesday 21 August 2013 4:37

is THAT who is on the fancy feast commercial!

doglover100 28

Monday 3 February 2014 16:43

Hopefully the cat got the part so your parents can pay you back.

mkstar13 13

Thursday 1 January 2015 5:31

are your parents ******* retarded

the_taken_queen 4

Sunday 6 September 2015 5:18

So.... they saved like less than $1000 for college??

fantasyworld 37

Friday 1 July 2016 18:23

Did the cat get the part?

LifeTrolls 16

Wednesday 20 July 2016 0:59

Sell their house to pay for your education!

bigdaddyeric 35

Tuesday 22 March 2022 9:04

Did the cat get the part? People need to know!

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