The big time
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Des Moines
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Des Moines
that may be a good investment
"Your" college fund? News flash kid, your parents are free to spend their money however they please. If you want a college fund, save one yourself.
With the prices in the US, you as a kid are unable to create your own college fund. If you are lucky, hard working and go to a cheaper school you might safe up for one semester. Also if it's called college fund and not bank account, then it's ok for OP to assume it's his education.
Sounds like you didn't have that much money anyway!
On the bright side your cat might be famous.
Obviously your parents put the "pussy on the pedistool"
Meanwhile somewhere in Africa a child died of hunger...but hey, let's all fly our cats - the best way to spend money! Something is very wrong ..
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Did your cat get the part?
Your parents are really stupid. Sacrificing your education for a cat is just horrible parenting.