The Crank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

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Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
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Top comments

dudeitsdanny 9

Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e... I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this. How can you even get off while crying?

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flockz 19

BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE!! oh wait u didnt have sex.....

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Rastas 3

That is the weirdest thing I have ever heard WTF is wrong with you?!

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sxdryv 14

http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=masturbating%20while%20crying

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JurassicHole 5

Sounds Nobel Prize worthy to me

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sexyredlipsdude 5

that's a tear jerking story...

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nickisam 1

what is with all the comments. he posted the fml to be funny. it probably isn't even true

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LadyDeadPool 3

Lmao, productive

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Humanspider 18

It's okay. I will not judge you and your pathetic life.

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