The Crank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

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Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

Are you so bad you can't even satisfy yourself? e.e... I'm sorry, this is just pathetic.. Crying and masturbating? masturbation guilt? I.. I can't even fathom this. How can you even get off while crying?

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flockz 19

BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE!! oh wait u didnt have sex.....

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badactor009 0

You must have issues. Real issues. I don't want to know anymore about this than you already posted. Crying and wanking... WTF?

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philly3d 0

The picture of the joker made that too awesome.

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typeozp 0

Does it hurt to jerk or does the sight of your penis just make you upset?

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michaelscott69 0

Get out, get a girlfriend, mission acomplished.

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decidedlyvague 11

Stop wanking it until you stop crying. Otherwise you'll condition yourself to cry every time you ******. You can only convince the girl you are crying because it's just that good for so long.

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bulletanboy22 0

That's called chuching !! :) except your supposed to do it with some one else's tears !!

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missdezzybabee 0

Wait, what? O_o

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wannbaussiegurl 4

wow you cried during? you must suck at getting yourself off

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