Love, Work, Embarrassing and Clothes: The Gap

The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By sweet92 - 15/05/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Tight fit

By Janet is here - 03/06/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I tried on a sweater in a store. It was a bit tight, but I managed to get it on. When I tried to take it off, it got stuck halfway. After several failed attempts, a sales associate had to help me out of it, while other customers watched. FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 16:14 - United States - New York

Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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Let me out!

By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML

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txgirl2013 14

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:07

too much junk in your trunk?

NomOnShroomz 14

Tuesday 14 June 2011 19:06

Was the manager Sir Mixalot?

Comments

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:55

my humps they got you! (:

rockerkid33 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:00

dumbass....

NecroParade 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:24

Or both. Or stop trying to put something on when you can feel that it's too tight. Or better yet, all three.

smartloser 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:42

that's actually smart of him. if he went he might be fired under the assumption of sexy time.

chulamami916 6

Wednesday 15 June 2011 7:20

Looks like someone doesn't know when something doesn't fit. How could you not notice when it started getting tight around your thighs? ydi

rhidiculous 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:24

wow she STILL hasn't learned her lesson after trying to fit into her friend's dress...... :P

Pballing420 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:59

your fat!

kike66 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:27

u must be a fat ass

staymintyfresh 13

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:02

someone's really fat. how can you get stuck in jeans??? I'm also really tired of people complaining that stores don't have clothes that fit them, all the way around your fault. but anyway that really funny.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:32

It's not always their fault because there are some stores that don't sell anything above a size three. A normal, not fat, average woman would be between a 5 and a 7... how do you explain that?