The good old days

By FBfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
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facingforeverr 0

did you say thanks too..?

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owlcityinsomniac 0

not right. i was crushed last time something like that happened

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maxxattack 0

why are so many of the female commentators such feminist man-hating bitches? can't you just accept the fact that you all hate each other? the poor guy has just been victimized by both a vicious stalker AND his paranoid bitch girlfriend

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beer01 0

Is he really a victim? Is he really...?

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lky830 0

@maxxattack: I agree there are a lot of man hating bitches here posting a lot of nonsense comments like "chop it off!!". it's not like every man is a cheater and an all around douchebag. but!!! I think what the OP implies is that she found out he was cheating on her. I'd be mad too... just like any dude would be mad if his gf messed around on him

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jif_fml 0

it's way more likely that the douchebag is cheating.

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beer01 0

I honestly wouldn't find it funny if it was a joke.

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alice_wt 0

the girl might not have been serious, i mean when a guy puts up something like "i love you" on his wall, I'll be like "aw I love you too" just as a joke

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perdix 29

Both "guys" and "girlfriends" are in the plural, so I don't know where the OP gets off assuming that she was in an exclusive relationship. If he has been ringing your bell satisfactorily for two years, why should you care if he has enough energy to ring other bells in town? As long as you're getting serviced, don't be so possessive.

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jennacide 0

lol. Serviced? I'd sevice him my fist so he can't have children. But with the way I know people my age (if they are my age) is the situation can be three ways, in order of most probable in my opinion: a.) The girl was just joking 'cause I do that to my guy friends when they post things such as "I miss you baby" or "I love you" Tip: Its a joke so get over it. b.) He is dumb and forgot he has both girlfriends on his facebook. Tip: Castration or evil plotting time with the other girl. c.) He is thinking he is cleaver and knows he has both and thats his way of breaking up with you. Tip: Castration!!!! He is a dick lol. Sorry OP. :)

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perdix 29

2/3 of the options involve castration. Do you work on a ranch? Do you like Rocky Mountain Oysters? ;)

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jennacide 0

No but I like ranch, does that count? >.> And when I think of cheaters castration comes to mind pretty soon after. You must destroy their tool. :D

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offtheheezy 0

That meaaaaaaaannnnnnnn jerk. I shall cut him.

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abalgatti 0

I keep telling people that facebook is evil.

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CooLbEAnS1096 0

facebook, myspace, twitter ect. ect. they are all evil and will be the end of us all! signed, some kid tryin to be rebelious

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Archenyoni 0

All of these newfangled inventions are silly. Let us put them in the labyrinth! Signed, An ancient Greek

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Chibineko223 0

facebook is the internet mafia!! XD

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chelseyD 0

I agree with abalgatti!

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