The Great Pretender

By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

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Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
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Gabilliam 19

"I mounted him" I don't know why I'm laughing at this

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LennyComa 39

That Sucks, but maybe he was really tired and didn't feel like having sex. It's unlikely but not unheard of.

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FaultfulJoy 7

Wow, what a douche!

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ShenaniganNinja 20

Contrary to popular opinion, men can also not want sex sometimes. He could have just said so though.

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Honema 16

why's everyone asuming he made her fall off the bed on purpose?? I've thrown my boyfriend on the floor on accident while rolling over as well...

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demonfacee 14

Ask him if he wants to be seduced before you seduce him.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

That's fine but why does it seem like everyone thinks that in order to turn down sex a guy has to be a dick? He could just as easily have said, "Not tonight, I'm really tired." Instead he chose to fake sleep by rudely snoring into her and then roll over. I'm sure him knocking her off the bed was an accident but he'd have to be a moron to not have known it was a risk. A risk he chose to take rather than just politely decline her advances.

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yoursucklives 36

@40 the 'rudely snoring into her' part somehow made me laugh. you're still right though.

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kodaxX 8

I don't know why, but I find this very funny. xD

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