Family, Relatable, Awkward and Love: The great pretender

Even if her family doesn't approve, if she really wanted to be with you she would have stood up for the two of you being together. I'd say I agree with everyone else here. Dump her.

sunamiebob 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:41

you should post her name on FML

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