Miscellaneous: The hero

The hero

By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 311

By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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You deserved it 29 985

FIFA 2020

By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 717

SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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You deserved it 120

Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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You deserved it 4 373

Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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You deserved it 341

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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You deserved it 6 197

Transit

By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML

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You deserved it 2 378

By SmellyLeg - 20/11/2017 15:00

Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML

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You deserved it 323

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:02

Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.

skullet 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:01

coordination win!

Comments

alex_vik 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:20

That's what you get for trying to help an idiot. If she's wearing heels and running on ice, she deserves to fall. It's common sense.

Tandrael 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:22

Fyl i would love that a guy tunning to help me.....unfortunatly most guys in my area just try to get into my pants =_=

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:37

No good deed goes unpunished. But kudos for trying to be a gentleman.

daftpunk_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:39

wow so fail

Philosophic 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:45

Look for the banana?

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:47

Running in heels. On ice. The girl's not the brightest match on the light bulb aisle, is she?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:50

IN the lightbulb aisle :) I agree, though. What was she thinking? "Screw snowboots with lots of traction. Heels are SO much cooler. Heheh."

heeheehoo 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:43

I don't think that a girl who runs in heels would even know what traction means.

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:59

in/on, whatever. :P -- She must enjoy sprained ankles. Or being "rescued" from her sheer stupidity.

Cuddlepurr 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:52

Aww! Thanks for being a gentleman though.. I'm sure karma will reward you :)

jusdef 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:57

don't be such a nice guy..

lolomgkatie 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 3:10

omg. that sucks. :(

thisgirlraven 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 3:13

i feel bad for the laptop !

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Today, myself and my pug entered a novelty dog competition at the local fair. We won first prize in the lookalike contest. FML

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Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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The Top

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

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Today, I found shit on my windshield. I'm not sure if it is human or animal, but it was conveniently smeared all over and even more was placed under my wipers just in case I used them to clean it up. This isn't the first time, and I have no idea who I could have pissed off. FML

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You deserved it 4 415

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

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Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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Today, my husband walked in on our daughter naked in the bathroom, which was awkward enough for both of them, but it also meant he discovered her nipple piercings and thigh tattoo. She’s only 15 years-old. The shouting hasn’t started yet, but it's coming soon. FML

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Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

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