Miscellaneous: The hero

The hero

By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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You deserved it 15 010

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 385

You deserved it 4 311

By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 638

You deserved it 3 653

By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 667

You deserved it 29 985

FIFA 2020

By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 363

You deserved it 717

SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 089

You deserved it 120

Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 499

You deserved it 4 373

Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 069

You deserved it 341

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 313

You deserved it 6 197

Transit

By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 881

You deserved it 2 378

By SmellyLeg - 20/11/2017 15:00

Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 325

You deserved it 323

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:02

Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.

skullet 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:01

coordination win!

Comments

j2484 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:30

wow smooth move retard

j2484 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:32

ur a ****** nerd

bigp9 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:37

wow fool get some cordination haha

oxrox 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:40

I live in Manitoba too!

BonJovi821 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:36

Oh, you get a gold star!

flapjacks123 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:51

Aww your "nice" :) but stupid stupid stupid! ahah what a dumb bitch i would of laughed at her face and thrown bad food at her... Yeaaa!

shalizzz 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 20:55

4 grammar errors in 3 lines of writing.......yet you're the one calling others stupid!

richjumba 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:52

rofl like screw ur laptop the girls legs are more important was the girl hot or are u ugly and u helped a :hot: girl?

o0XMzMayX0o 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:20

well u tried and that's a plus! and u never kno I've heard of people that meet in an accident ended up getting married ;) hopefully it wasn't an old lady....