Miscellaneous: The hero

The hero

By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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You deserved it 15 010

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 311

By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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You deserved it 3 653

By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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You deserved it 29 985

FIFA 2020

By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 717

SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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You deserved it 120

Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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You deserved it 4 373

Look where you're going

By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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You deserved it 341

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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You deserved it 6 197

Transit

By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML

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You deserved it 2 378

By SmellyLeg - 20/11/2017 15:00

Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML

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You deserved it 323

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:02

Chivalry: When you're trying to get ass but end up failing.

skullet 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:01

coordination win!

Comments

Cthulu 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:15

#86 STFU and learn to type properly.

skeleton_skinner 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:23

**** the girl she probably doesn't even know who you are. Girls can be cruel. Just saying.....

smoochiepooh213 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:32

I bet you thought this girl was hot and I bet you also thought that if you saved her you would get a little something in return lol.

unplugged_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:40

ouch

unoit123 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:43

ZombieLand rule #17 Don't Be A hero.

smoochiepooh213 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:51

LMFAO.

raelynnn 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:00

what did she say?

wowbango 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:03

Ouch.

Frank155 5

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:15

It's a PC or a MacBook? Because if it's PC nobody cares it is just good for waste anyway...

mmalenky 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:22

**** her leg what about your laptop?

JS000 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 7:31

You're an idiot. How could you forget you are carrying your computer, especially if its slippery and you'd need to be careful? Also, how were you going to even help the girl? She probably doesn't want you to touch her, honestly. Someone runs to me for any reason and I assume they are going to steal my purse.