Love, Swimming pool and Romantic: The language of love

The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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carrotpuke 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:08

You just got a free breast lift!

JukeboxBunny 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:07

How hard are your boobs for that to even be a remote possibility?

Comments

Chillz 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:46

I want you to know I would never do that... wanna go swimming?

moovin247 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:54

hahahaha tht is hilarious but geez OWWW

martic835 2

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:02

YDI for having a boyfriend that's an idiot.

smexiemma 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:12

Haha

BeeSkwaird 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:22

Hurt to do what?

anyapersad 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:30

that must hurt!!! :( guys are so stupid sometimes ,but you got to love them :)

Nic_hole 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:34

ouch! try to pick him up by the penis

george456 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:42

He did it because HE would enjoy it, duh.

Darkhumor 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:52

owwwwww! OP, apply baseball bat to happy sacks! Let's see how much he likes pain, eh

FMYLIFEd00ds 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:13

^^ win

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:54

Funny, when OPs use that term, Every comment says,"YDI for calling them happy sacks."

newsgit 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 12:39

god, people are idiots. Hitting a guy in the balls will be MUCH more painful than the boobs. I'm not saying the boobs won't hurt, but the balls will hurt much more. It's also possible to sterilize and even give cancer to a guy by doing that. So no, a bat to the balls would probably get you a lawsuit.

sucka_fool 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:16

that is truly embarrassing. for him because he can't control his boyish impulses. and for you, for letting him go uncontrolled. it IS funny though. hahaha