Love, Swimming pool and Romantic: The language of love

The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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You deserved it 4 496

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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You deserved it 7 210

By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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No warning

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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You deserved it 513

By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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You deserved it 3 768

By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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You deserved it 6 231

By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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You deserved it 6 105

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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You deserved it 12 514

By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 548

carrotpuke 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:08

You just got a free breast lift!

JukeboxBunny 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:07

How hard are your boobs for that to even be a remote possibility?

Comments

Cookiemjnw 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 8:24

Your boyfriends an asshole

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Thursday 21 January 2010 9:11

I gotta try that sometime.

elijahisme 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 10:36

dumb boyfriend

Compass 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 14:52

Well, you ARE lighter underwater...

maude_fml 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 15:28

i'm so not surprised that happened in WA... we have the dumbest people here.........

erjaguam 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 16:57

#104: make your own fml about your balls being in pain. #118: you need to see a therapist OP I hope you're ok. if men do not like their testicles being hit, us women does not find it amusing when our breast are treated harshly such as OP's experience.

idkweird 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 17:47

I find it funny that everyone is hereis all about retaliating and kicking the guy in the nuts, whereas in the xbox FML, all the girls are like,"I would never do that, omg! That was completely uncalled for!" As a girl, it doesn't matter what's happened. Kicking, hitting, pulling testicles is NOT ok! I sometimes use it as a threat like, "Im going to kick you in the junk if you don't stop that!" Everyone knows I never would, though. Also, kicking a guy in the testicles can lead to a testicular torsion, which, if not caught in time (I believe there's like a 12 hour window?) causes the ******** to die from lack of blood flow and then it has to be removed. So, the sterilization thing, in fact, is true.

idkweird 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:01

in here is*

NiCKi_MiNAj_fml 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 18:16

lmfaooooooo funniest thing ever

talikarni 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 21:14

I am sorry but you deserve it for even being with a guy that is that dumb to begin with.... somehow I doubt this is the dumbest thing he has done... and it is probably a daily occurance.

Batman4890 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 22:25

omg everyone who said "your boyfriend is a asshole" or "dumb boy friend" **** OFF! there is no need we know he is dumb and even then he's not a ass hole he's just trying something new if you want to comment say something new!