Annoying and Work: The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

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I_EAT_KITTENS_FO 5

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

your boss sounds like the man.

palahniukpaul 6

Monday 20 February 2012 8:42

Hey sounds like you can shoot him as well

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aquaeyedsiren 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:17

challenge accepted >=D

derkster 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:54

I shoot Nerf Gunz "Like a Boss"!! ;)

TheFamilyElf 17

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:08

Best. Boss. Ever.

yaoifreak 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:59

Haha that's hilarious I would love to be your boss

ZeroIce 12

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:29

Buy the kind that shoot disks... that means your desk is perfectly placed so you can shoot your boss! :D

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 21 February 2012 5:16

Ha! Joke's on them. Just bring your own Nerf gun and put an end to this war! >:D

power6053 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:14

Is your boss Charlie sheen because winning.

IsaiahG69 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:19

Thats a good idea (: lol

ChrissyBambi 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 6:39

Sounds like a fun boss to me. Shoot him back.

naulty 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 7:23

Sounds like its time to declare war lol he fired first

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