Annoying and Work: The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

I wish I had a boss like that because that means there fun and can take a joke not like my boss who's call the OCD queen. I know it sounds mean but trust me she had it coming.

Chavez45 2

Monday 20 February 2012 19:52

Well get back to work then mane he won't shoot you. If not hit him with a rubber band gun haha

Frankinatore98 0

Monday 20 February 2012 21:21

Like a boss

Gunnarr 12

Monday 20 February 2012 21:24

Nerf rocket launcher. 'nuff said.

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 20 February 2012 21:38

Simple solution: move your desk

vampgirl11295 4

Monday 20 February 2012 22:16

I like the way your boss thinks :)

lil_man6 0

Monday 20 February 2012 23:00

What a BOSS

emily_9544 6

Monday 20 February 2012 23:18

Your boss sounds amazing

jad07 0

Monday 20 February 2012 23:37

You should take a airsoft gun and shoot him

Clarese 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 0:06

Sounds kinda fun and interesting!

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