A band-aid for a paper cut? WTF is wrong with you OP? Are you 4? Suck it for a few seconds and get back to work. Oh, and stop creeping on your poor co worker.

all women are psyhco's.. their ego's need to be put in their place, media is messing it up even more.

You should have told her to not flatter herself. People these days, huh?

Honestly it depends on what kind of paper OP cut themselves on. I managed to cut myself deep enough with card stock once to need one of those little butterfly closures... The fact that I am accident prone enough to do so is not relevant. Just making it known that it is a possibility. Just saying.

that's what I was thinking

This made me giggle.

file a sexual harassment complaint against her. she's trying to work the system & making an issue out of nothing

Bandaids are stupid and nasty. I never use them. Anyone who uses bandaids has been brainwashed by marketing. Learn to think for yourself.

Wow FYL OP. You should've told her that if you wanted to hit on her then you wouldn't have asked her for a damn bandaid. Just saying.

why didn't you just show her your bloody finger?? and wow she is really conceded