The ole paper cut excuse

By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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skorpien 1

What a self-absorbed bitch. Sorry to hear OP

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Yeah_Thats_Me 0

Awww did someone get a paper cut? Just kidding, those things hurt.

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kweenbitch 0

stop being a whiny little bitch and man the **** up. try giving birth to three kids au natural, NO meds or epi, and then try to bitch about pain. people these days are so pathetic it makes me sick.

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Jazzyj152 0

Hey asshole i think your username suits you will, but i would go back to 3rd grade and learn how to spell first. Op never complained about the pain, just the fact that s/he was bleeding profusely. And their co-worker was such a conceded bitch that they rather think some one was hitting on them then actually needing help.

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Raddaya 3

Really. Learn about endorphins, then come back. Note: I am not implying childbirth does not hurt. I am implying, however, that the "if men had to give birth goodbye humanity" argument sucks.

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DrCammaCazzi 0

@#55 I'm pretty sure getting your limbs cut off slowly with butter knives and then getting your guts ripped out then being forced to die slowly hurts a lot more than giving natural birth. But ya'know don't think anyone ever lived to complain about it on the comments of a FML.

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varkey 7

FYL, but why didnt u show her that you were bleeding if she saw you were bleeding and still did that, you should have said "**** you, you're hideous, and i wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last person on earth"

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xNikkiez 0

Probably because you have hit on her. I don't blame her... YDI

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PurpleWaffles 2

You should have actually hit her, and said, "like that?"

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dasfro 2

aww poor baby got a paper cut stop crying pussy.

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LADYGAGAGOOGA 0

that's when u show her the cut and everyone lives happily ever after.

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Flipflops4ever 0

I doubt this happened in a vacuum; u must have a history of trying 2 hit on female colleagues using flimsy pretexts

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TheRealLori 0

File a sexual harassment suit against that conceited bitch. I hope you bled on something she liked. And I hope your finger feels better.

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franwins0827 7

YDI for not knowing where the office first aid kit is, FYL because she's an egocentric beeotch.

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