The ole paper cut excuse

By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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skorpien 1

What a self-absorbed bitch. Sorry to hear OP

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Yeah_Thats_Me 0

Awww did someone get a paper cut? Just kidding, those things hurt.

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dansco 24

Should've flicked blood at her while saying get over yourself lol

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ubetrwatchBN 5

What if OP sometimes confuses 'leering face' with 'normal face'...lol

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SAgirl 13

Don't you just love it when other people think the whole world revolves around them?

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Grungeisded 0

I would've replied with "Wow; do you really think you're that special? Stop flattering yourself; my finger is cut open."

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blountrygyrll759 0

A bit conceited ain't she.

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newburton13 26

I would've replied by splattering blood all over her.

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

My favorite thing to say in a situation like that is "don't flatter yourself" Always gets them to look dumbfounded

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nickdsmith 2

I'd be the sick-o and say sorry then let the blood drip on their desk

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