Weird, Babysitter and Kids: The Omen

The Omen

By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 01:55 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

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You deserved it 2 013

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By Wtf - 10/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML

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You deserved it 831

By MumMatters - 09/09/2016 10:26 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my babysitter told me to find a replacement, so I tried to bribe her into staying by offering her a raise. She told me that the money would be better spent on an exorcist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 148

You deserved it 4 228

By raquel - 17/07/2015 16:40 - United States

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 156

You deserved it 10 176

By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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You deserved it 5 432

By Rory - 14/04/2012 22:19 - Canada - Toronto

Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML

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You deserved it 2 862

Damien

By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 10:00

Today, as an agency babysitter, I was sent to babysit “Satan’s evil twin.” This kid is so bad, the dad pays additional fees to the agency for every time he damages the sitter's personal items, or if they require a hospital visit. His advice was, "Don’t be afraid to hit him back or he will take your eyes." FML

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You deserved it 131

Brat era

By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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You deserved it 4 280

Bedtime story

By Hellau - 29/12/2008 10:56 - France

Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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You deserved it 3 119

Bride of Chucky

By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 811

By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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You deserved it 2 941

ICastillo 24

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:21

Throw some holy water on her little demonic ass.

Rommel1942 9

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:19

Find the holy water!... I don't even know how holy water is made holy but sure

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ambowew 7

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:30

Devil child! Devil child!

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 10 June 2012 3:53

You called?

MigraineurOfLife 15

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:33

It's times like these that you wish you didn't have to blink.

ladyLALAA 28

Wednesday 30 May 2012 12:58

Even if the parents said nothing bad had happened I'd still be worried. What an odd thing for a child to say.

baddawg365 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 15:46

At least she's not facing weeping Angels.

djxerxes9000 18

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:35

Damien!!!!

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:57

No. Damien WAS the Antichrist. He did not believe he was possessed by the devil. *shakes head* know your movies.

chokefrantic 9

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:35

Nice to see some responsible parents out there.

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:59

If this is mental illness or a true possesion, I think the parent's deserve a night out... ...I bet the oldest daughter gives em' hell.

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 30 May 2012 11:01

Grr. Parents*

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 30 May 2012 23:30

54: /sarcasm

xcxntmxffinzx 6

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:43

I remember when I was possessed. Ahhh. Good times. Yep. Three hours should fly....

marisadc79 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:45

Oh funk that I'd be calling the parents and hauling my arse out of there ASAP

ant1ion 12

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:50

Take her to church

jaredofmo 22

Wednesday 30 May 2012 14:30

Only if you have a good pastor!

KM96 24

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:55

Ouch! It sounds like it would have been a painful night. I wonder what the other bullet points said ... I hate to think

lowshadows 21

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:55

sounds like a job for a priest than a babysitter.

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 30 May 2012 10:55

MERRIN! MERRIIINNNN!

nitesspector 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 12:26

Ha!

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