I'll give you credit for breaking up with her before having sex with someone else.

on the plus side, you didn't stay in a relationship you weren't happy in, and you didn't cheat. the downside is you're alone, and while you were typing this FML, she was probably riding someone else. I don't wanna say YDI, because people end relationships like that every day. FYL, because you're horny, and probably wishing you'd tried a little harder to make it work with her. Lesson learned today? What you think you don't want today, you may want tomorrow. Looks like your life is full of lotion and tissue.

She's probably had sex with dozens of guys and every one of them has satisfied her far more than you ever did. Happy anniversary! Cheers!

Well whose fault is that?

Was he supposed to stick with someone because breaking up is mean? WTF people.

In five years you couldn't find one female to sleep with you? YDI and I feel sorry for you for either being butt ugly or having a terrible personality

My boyfriends best friend hasn't had sex in two years, almost three. But he misses the relationship, and that's the difference between him and you. Glad you're better than a cheater, but you must not be a very good player--which means you should probably stick to dating and getting to know people. Sex will come when earned.

Go to your local hood and buy a good lay

dude... you deserved it

I find it weird that you still remember the exact day you guys broke up.