The only true love

By burned_away - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "See you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML
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caligal14 0

Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

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caancoha 0

What's the big deal? I sweet-talk my cat all the time. All the time.

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sentient 10

Thats what you get for dating a guy who loves his cat that much, ******* disgusting creatures. Dump him and get yourself a real man.

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waterynuggets 0

F his life for having a gf who can't take a ******* joke.

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doubleAbattery 0

I've heard that you can tell how a man treats his girlfriend by watching how he treats his dog, but I've never heard anything about how a man treats his girlfriend based on how he treats his cat.

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whoaelena 0

I call my flame-point Siamese "sexy cat". I get lots of loving from that!

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playfuldesk 0

Everyone is way to fudging serious

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citycrazed25 0

well she must not be beautiful.....ha

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nicanatasha 0

um. i am pretty sure he was kidding..i hope.

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