The only true love

By burned_away - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "See you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML
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caligal14 0

Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

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iFruit 0

You could've said "Oops I meant to kiss the cat." But that'd be really nasty, wouldn't it? Oh well.

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nodbor 11

Agree, Even if he was talking to the cat, why would he not want to kiss her.

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jewelzgalore 0

Aw, don't worry. It wasn't a personal attack against you. Men just have problems expressing how they feel. But nobody seems to have a problem being sweet with their pets. Even the toughest guys.

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lobby0ne 0

Oooh he likes cats! bitch!

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blorgassborg 1

You should kill his cat while he is away then he can never see it again.

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Zubat_fml 0

Be happy. By cat he probably meant your vag. hopefully good things happened when he came back, if you catch my drift.

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crazyghost7 0

do dr. pepper...tust me, im a doctor.

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toostupid000 0

i have a cat. but i call him a lazy **** instead of beautiful

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