The only true love
By burned_away - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By burned_away - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
Lol, what a jerk if he wasn't kidding. But still, he could pretend that it was to you. Tsss, kick him where it hurts. :'D ~
its not an fml.... he just told the cat he loves it. is that bad. he didnt tell you to go **** yourself and shit. quit posting fmls that are not funny and are stupid
these ones are stupid cause i bet right after he said that he was like, "i'm just kidding babe" and kissed her, but she couldn't put that because that would make it less FML worthy
Eliminate the problem in this situation -- the cat. For you to get attention you must get rid of the attention-getter -- the cat. You must kill the one in the way of receiving affectionate words from your boyfriend -- the cat. Take it for a "ride." Your boyfriend will never know that a simple "trip to Petco for a new shirt" meant tossing it out the window when speeding down the highway. EEE EEE EEEE EEE (slasher film noise) :D
YDI for dreaming about Clay Aiken and not paying attention to your man.
Dog men are real men. Cat men are weirdos. They have an odd relationship to pussy. Men who have both are dog men, so they are real men. There you have it, ladies.
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Auch, he must love his cat. :p
Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?