The only true love

By burned_away - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "See you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML
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Top comments

caligal14 0

Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

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annamg 0

Who cares? He's not allowed to love his cat? It doesn't mean he doesn't love you or find you beautiful.

Lol, what a jerk if he wasn't kidding. But still, he could pretend that it was to you. Tsss, kick him where it hurts. :'D ~

F_fatchick_lives 0

Best name on fml! Also, I have no witty reply.

its not an fml.... he just told the cat he loves it. is that bad. he didnt tell you to go **** yourself and shit. quit posting fmls that are not funny and are stupid

these ones are stupid cause i bet right after he said that he was like, "i'm just kidding babe" and kissed her, but she couldn't put that because that would make it less FML worthy

Lolbrittany 0

Eliminate the problem in this situation -- the cat. For you to get attention you must get rid of the attention-getter -- the cat. You must kill the one in the way of receiving affectionate words from your boyfriend -- the cat. Take it for a "ride." Your boyfriend will never know that a simple "trip to Petco for a new shirt" meant tossing it out the window when speeding down the highway. EEE EEE EEEE EEE (slasher film noise) :D

sublime93 0

Why do these "fml"s keep getting through?? So what he said bye to the cat, doesn't mean he doesn't think you're beautiful, doesn't mean he loves the cat more. He was going to WORK not a longass trip! Get the **** over it!

Pastor_Rich 0

I'll make kissing noises to the cat and the wife will turn to kiss me and say " I thought you were directing that towards me" It doesn't mean I don't love her but sometimes I'll express love towards the cat.

YDI for dreaming about Clay Aiken and not paying attention to your man.

Dog men are real men. Cat men are weirdos. They have an odd relationship to pussy. Men who have both are dog men, so they are real men. There you have it, ladies.

IUsed2 0

"omg he was talking to the cat and not me, my life is forever screwed!!" grow up