The only true love

By burned_away - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room I heard him call out, "See you soon beautiful." Touched, I went to give him a parting kiss. He stopped me and said, "I was talking to the cat." FML
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caligal14 0

Aww that sucks. Did he at least try to be nice about it and say something to you after?

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LewJH 0

I don't, cats are ******* brilliant. :)

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Darksect0r13 0

he must have an animal fetish

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DameGreyWulf 0

LOL this is me and my mom a lot. "BYE I LOVE YOU" "I love you too sweetie" "No I was talking to the cat" However she should know by now usually if I am not facing her and/or using a cutesy voice, I am not speaking to her.

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FarSide 22

You are, of course, referring to the "beautiful" cat.

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FarSide 22

That is so disgusting and sad... real men do not love cats, unless they are stir-fried into the Chinese food.

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DameGreyWulf 0

If I found a guy who at least liked cats, that's "real man" enough for me... well.. okay, if he has other nice qualities. If he at least likes cats he's at least friend material. Also, lol, this guy puts new meaning to the term "pussy whipped"

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