The other's in the Albert Hall

By lone_ranger - 25/09/2009 11:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I told my girlfriend I have only one testicle. Her reaction? "Eeew, balls are gross!" I'm glad to know I'm only half as gross as other guys. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 440
You deserved it 3 476

Same thing different taste

Comments

jchansfan 0

Haha I think everyone needs to lighten up... its not her fault you all have gross balls! :P But seriously, its like her opinion, why should you all care so much? Seriously. :P

Dude when I saw this I made an account on here right away im totally in the same boat dude... April 2008 I was diagnosed with testicular cancer and had to have my right testical removed not only did i get touched by like 3 dudes and a chick who was good looking for my ultrasound and trying to think of dead puppies so I don't get hard and then she compliments me on covering myself properly and then says "We're going to be using a lot of gel" Then after my surgery I had a blood clot grow where the right one was and im steril and cant have kids. Chemo wasn't too bad but i was there every day for six hours 9 weeks straight by myself. I'm cured now thank god but dude f' our lives dude for real

kgirll13 0

would've been better on mylifeisaverage

"would've been better on mylifeisaverage" how exactly does having one ******** make you average?

you're a loser for actually posting this.

dude how old is she? 5? you gotta get a new girl

How can these people say that you deserved it? It's not your fault your missing a ********.