The Patriarch

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Mentor

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 542
You deserved it 4 350

Top comments

To be fair, that is not entirely wrong, considering a tampon works like a sponge anyway. I say A for effort.

Nice parenting... you'd think he would have done a quick Google at some point before she hit puberty.

Comments

Ricochet77 2

I'm sorry but shame on you... How have you not had this conversation with your daughter and supplies available for if/when this day came? .. And with Hubs too. Starting your period is awkward and uncomfortable enough without setting them up for failure. Probably completely mortifying for both of them.. FTL.. Not you

Not **** your life, **** HER life! The poor girl is walking around with a sponge in her panties!

numberswoman 14

Why had you not gone over this with her already? Shame on you, not him!

That's kind of what happened to me my first time too, I was just leaving town with my dad for our summer vacation trip on a train so I had to quickly call my mom over the phone while I was in the bathroom trying to figure out what to do

My dad was the only home when I got my period. We both had panic attacks. His advice was to get into the shower and wouldn't let me get out until my mom got home.

laurriana 2

Not bad for a dad, I would say. I was staying with my grandparents for the summer when mine hit and I was alone with grandpa. NO way was I talking to him about it plus grandma had truck and town was an hour aaY by vehicle. I sewed "pads" from Kleenex and cotton balls!

knoxxx 22

I feel bad for the daughter, she had to stick a sponge in her underwear. My dad used to pick me up pads and tampons if I needed them when I was a teenager living at home, I thought most father's did at least SOME research when they had a daughter.. guess I was wrong.

If it looks stupid, but it works, it 's not stupid.