The price of sin

By Anonymous - 30/05/2016 16:35 - United States - Houston

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have some alone time under the stars. Things were getting hot and heavy in my truck bed and clothes went everywhere. After getting dressed, I felt pain. Little did I know that I threw my underwear in an ant pile. I got bit down south, a lot. FML
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Roskosity 22

Ants in your pants. Ha!

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ScratchCatPower 32

Ouch! Bad luck. But why in a truck bed? That sounds uncomfortable.

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Hybricide 8

Why would you just throw your clothes everywhere? They could have landed in anything. Puddle, oil stain, cow shit... YDI

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mfmylifesrsly 29

In the heat of the moment sometimes you don't think things through.

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NoThanks999 19

The ant went marching in his pants hurrah hurrah

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trucker2 33

Man up and deal with your pain I'm sure your girlfriend will enjoy the swelling.... Again

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SpyroMello 29

I hope you fall in a patch of poison oak so I can tell you to "suck it up and deal with the pain"

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Xandrick 22

Yeah, this is why I don't trust the ground at night. Or even sometimes in the day.

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Dont matter, had sex?

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dontknow1 19

Sorry op, awful ending for a perfect night.

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turdwrangler 18

Oh I get it, it's because your from Texas which is down south. That's funny.

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kmrrpk 22

I read "my grandmother and I" the first time through and I was very concerned

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