The Usain Bolt method
By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Well your day sucked but atleast your life sounds above average!
Well if you didn't chase her down and blast her with a torpedo, or at least report it to the police, then ydi.
You know what's fun?? To dine & dash (; If there is olympics for it.. I would get a gold metal ^^
You know what else is funny? That waiter/waitress that waited on you likely had to pay for your meal out of their pocket. Not to mention, you took up a table that may have had someone who tipped at it in your stead. Waitstaff typically don't make a lot of money, so your dining and dashing is basically robbing from poor people. gg you.
Awkward.
Hey funny that was me... No jk
LOL i was the girl.... Jk haha
why didn't you charge her then do her hair. She would've lost.
dye n dash
Why didn't you chase her???
Keywords
Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?
This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.