The Usain Bolt method

By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
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jaxy15 9

Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?

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ryanst 7

This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.

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completefatazz 0

Aint that a bitch

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Friaza 29

Well your day sucked but atleast your life sounds above average!

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Emperorerror 8

Well if you didn't chase her down and blast her with a torpedo, or at least report it to the police, then ydi.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

You know what's fun?? To dine & dash (; If there is olympics for it.. I would get a gold metal ^^

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robert76 5

You know what else is funny? That waiter/waitress that waited on you likely had to pay for your meal out of their pocket. Not to mention, you took up a table that may have had someone who tipped at it in your stead. Waitstaff typically don't make a lot of money, so your dining and dashing is basically robbing from poor people. gg you.

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prettygrlwrock 9

why didn't you charge her then do her hair. She would've lost.

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