The Usain Bolt method

By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
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Top comments

jaxy15 9

Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?

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ryanst 7

This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.

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Comments

theonlysweetpea 10

I didn't know you could get it permantely straighened! I had to get mine cut because it was too long to be so curly. Corkscrew curls are cute til you want to run a brush through your hair!

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YayFlameWarz 9

Just throw the scissors at her. If you hold em by the tip and throw em far enough gravity will do the rest (;

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BadSuerte 0

She'll have to come back eventually coz hair grows in--worse her hair will fall out due to the chemicals.

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asia3pea90 13

why can't you just say perm. e_e

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AnonTheGreat 7

Just in case something like that happens again, you can have a guard standing in the parking lot, and when the thief runs out of the salon to their car, have the guard take a snapshot or write down the thief's license plate number.

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simply_ashley1 6

Report her...

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kbt13 0

and then you chased the bitch...correct?

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