The Usain Bolt method

By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
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jaxy15 9

Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?

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ryanst 7

This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.

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BikeAllDay818 6

I'm assuming she is black? But I'm not a racist.

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bccaper 3

charge a deposit for those type of jobs, at least if it happens again it's not a total loss

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missbadluk 0

#151 its called "relaxing" your hair. u put a relaxer on it you can get it for like $5 bucks at walmart in the "black people" hair section. some people just go to a salon cause they dont know how to do it themselves. im mixed (black mom, white dad) and i use it on my hair to loosen my curls.

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WannaBAsian 0

Coulda snatched her by her hair, now you have a good description of her though

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kelseydianee 11

Hope you got a nice good look of her then called the cops

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Hiktmae 20

Da fuq is wrong with people nowadays...

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maggiefox 25

I hope something goes wrong with her hair

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_delusions_ 15

you jusT GOT OWNED (cause she owes you) right after sHE GOT SERVED (by you)

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burnforeternity 30

Hope you have security cameras, because that's basically theft

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