The Usain Bolt method

By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 430
You deserved it 3 264

Top comments

Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?

ryanst 7

This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.

Comments

You shoulda grabbed that bitch by her hair.

The last line sounds stupid, should've worded it better.

People will do anything to get free stuff

Hopefully she got hit by a bus running across the street. Sorry you had that happen.

Sweej 1

She had it STRAIGHTENED... PERMANENTLY.