They call him Mighty Force

By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Watch Kung Fu Panda 2, that shit teaches the best moves.

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sniperkit 10

You know, if the kid catches you off guard, it won't matter where they knee you. I once got hit in the back of the head with a volleyball because some kid kicked it, and because I didn't expect it I was hyperventilating. YDI for bitching about it when it's not that big of a deal.

are you suppose to NOT underestimate your opponent? And your a black belt? time for a refresher course I think

Knowing how to use Tae Kwon Do in a gym does not equate to using it in a combat situation. Especially when it's combat with someone who's so much younger than you that you'd look even worse if you were able to hurt him

samiboy9 0

yeah us grade 6 ers can kill XD but thar is kinda sad but if you had beat them or somthin then moreso

sounds like you need to work on your reaction time...that or don't hang around little kids...

Any taekwondo I've seen in north america is no good for self defense anyway is all geared to tournament style semi-contact rules. I was in a tournament once the whistle blew every five seconds because my kung fu were all illegal, like catching a kick

You must have not been paying very much attention to Kung Fu Panda 2. For one, your talking pissed off a sixth grader who was trying to watch a film, and two, it's KUNG FU. It's in the ******* title for Pete's sake!

firedragon8675 0

just cause your a black belt don't mean you can't have the wind knocked out of you lol