They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
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orangeduck 6

Your oldest son is an evil genius.

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mr_inkredible 0

Is he crazy!? You don't start wearing them until you're at least 12

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surferchick96 0

Your older son is a genius, your younger son is a dumbass, and your going to be buying bras soon

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walkern1891 0

how is he a dumb-ass? it's so easy to convince little kids stuff, unconvinced my eight year old sister the the Ohio State mascot Brutus was a real person an that he had a disease called cartoonitis lol. kids are gullible!

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genesisnirvana 11

I convinced my brother that he was dropped at our doorstep and we adopted him

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genesisnirvana 11

Of course they're supposed to be fake*dials Chris Hansen*

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raphanne_fml 33

I taught my nephew the wrong colours and told him that yellow was red, red was blue etc :D

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seeunexttuesdays 6

Wouldn't she have already been buying bras cuz she's a MOTHER? Meaning she's a grown woman? Hahaha

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decidedlyvague 11

wait.... aren't you about their age? don't you wear bras...? My trend senses are tingling.

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brockp 0

Lol 165 is a fatty!

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salsalover_12 5

How the **** does a 96 in someone's name mean they were born in 1996? Sometimes people just put random numbers in their name for example: ramen678,akatsukimember5,salsalover12 none of those numbers have any connection to anything what so ever. For all you know he could be well in his 50's.

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mike3775 35

Thats actually hilarious. Trust me, its all in fun. When my twins were younger, their older brothers all connived to get the 4 yr old boy to insist on buying him tampons, so I had a 4 yr old boy screaming for tampons in the middle of a grocery store. I laughed then, and I still laugh now, the kid on the other hand turns beet red when I repeat that story lol

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genesisnirvana 11

Poor kid.Do you tell the story when he brings girls home?

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CarsAndMoney 5

LOL hopefully he doesnt see you posted that here for millions of people to see

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mike3775 35

well he is 8 now, so he has yet to discover girls except for his twin sister, don't have cooties yet. But he does know boys don't need tampons

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tylenol123 0

There are cooties, tge scientific term is STD

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Squirrelx 5

Ehh just give him one.

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Buy him some lipstick, a mini skirt and gogo boots then send him off to the strip club. That's what my dad did to me, and look how I turned out.

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AnaBanana1918 7

How exactly would that be?

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

An atheist mental kid with dreams of blood orgies. The American Dream.

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BelleBelle_fml 11

You mean a troll who accuses others of being a troll?

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sniperkit 10

Based on your username, I can pretty easily guess what you mean, OrgasmicBunnies :D

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BelleBelle_fml 11

When I was a wee lass my older brother had me convinced that he had a twin brother and they would switch out every morning. We had a lot of fun back then...

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celticsfan69 0

How is that amazing??

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thegr8destroyer 0

She just said that because she thought it sounded like something I would say.

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celticsfan69 0

Ya but now the little kid will be picked on when he is older if his friends find out about this

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ddlovatolover 23

You simplely could not spell a simple word right.

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aragmir 13

Your younger son will later kill his big brother and take his place as an evil genious

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HailSatan66 5

Your a genius* NOT hahaha jkjkjkjkjk UNADBRO??

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HailSatan66 5

Oh, thanks, haha lololololrolfffff yu da man....

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almathis1994 6

If you buy him some at least get the matching panties. What are those pedos gonna think if he can't even match.

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WCARlover 34

Sounds like something from Malcolm in the Middle

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jackrileymac 4

Sometimes, that's the best thing, you know If he gets fat, it will hold his man-boobies in.

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