Pranks and Kids: They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 476

You deserved it 3 935

November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 15:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 361

You deserved it 7 721

By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 06:42 - Canada - Regina

Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 514

You deserved it 7 055

By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 054

You deserved it 5 857

By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 559

You deserved it 4 698

Egg mode

By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 122

You deserved it 2 603

By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 048

You deserved it 3 785

By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 431

You deserved it 2 400

By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 910

You deserved it 5 032

Bathroom police

By badparent - 08/04/2013 04:26 - Australia - Southport

Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 069

You deserved it 6 947

Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 485

You deserved it 3 816

orangeduck 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:53

Your oldest son is an evil genius.

mr_inkredible 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 4:53

Is he crazy!? You don't start wearing them until you're at least 12

Comments

KGabehart9 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:18

Smart boy(s) you got there. Especially the older one.

KGabehart9 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:20

Smart boy(s) you got there. Especially the older one.

gibby1235 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:23

Don't worry about it, after all he is a little kid and believes most of what he hears. Your best bet would be to slowly guide him in the right direction by "re-teaching" him what's right and, if that doesn't work, he will most likely figure out it isn't right as he ages. He would notice that none of the other boys did that and maybe leave that phase. Good luck op. ?

nite66 21

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:30

The older son is a person all big brothers should pay respect to lol

Petertheman 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:31

That is too funny

TalkinSmack 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:34

Let him wear one. When he finds out how uncomforable it is, I'm sure he'll then be broken of his bra wearing desire

ZaxL 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:38

haha great

mango260 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:40

Take him to a Drag Queen Show lols "This is what happens when your tells you stupid things" lols

sexxme 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:43

Well clearly this isn't your fault op, it's your older son's fault. I'd let the genius deal with this one. If he doesn't then I would force him to wear a bra until he convinces his little brother that he was lying. This is what you call parenting(:

JustMyk 9

Sunday 7 August 2011 6:47

i think the older son needs to get in line with what should be happening before he is duping the younger brother to do/say even worse and potentially harmful things!