Sports, Football and Miscellaneous: They think it's all over… it is now - FML

They think it's all over… it is now

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was refereeing a soccer match and I called a foul. An angry coach kept screaming at me, saying, "You're crazy!" I asked him to leave the field. As he left, he lifted his middle finger and screamed, "FUCK YOU!" I ref 5-year-olds. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:43

What a fantastic role model. People need to realize that children pick up these things extremely easily. Set an example for them by behaving like you want them to.

perdix 29

Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:45

Wow, they learned sportsmanship and vocabulary in one game! Who says sports don't build character?

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fantasyworld 37

Friday 2 January 2015 5:21

I will never understand the obsession over sports and the behavior of the fans.

tanman230 10

Friday 22 September 2017 0:20

haha I remember my football coach in 6th grade got kicked off the field for screaming at the ref over multiple bullshit calls

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