Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Third wheel

Third wheel

By wallflower - 10/09/2009 06:25 - United States

Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML

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You deserved it 41 198

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

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You deserved it 1 070

Make your mind up

By Anonymous - 14/12/2021 01:58

Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 229

Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 647

You deserved it 2 749

By anonymous - 06/03/2019 14:00

Today, after almost a year of having threesomes with my “best friend” and her husband, they both confessed that neither of them actually even like me. They just went along with it because they thought it’s what the other wanted. Now they won’t even talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 821

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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You deserved it 678

By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 756

By JustMarried - 07/05/2016 21:47 - Ukraine

Today, my wife wanted to have a threesome. During our honeymoon. With the maid of honor. I didn't sign up for this. FML

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You deserved it 4 278

By sadness1992 - 06/11/2012 18:07 - United States - San Diego

Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 078

You deserved it 4 240

Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

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You deserved it 21 016

No thanks

By Pinsky - 13/10/2021 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out from my best friend’s text log that my friend group has been discussing doing swinger stuff, and they deliberately excluded my wife and I. When pressed, my former best friend said no one wanted to see us naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 352

You deserved it 674

jonnymohio 2

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:38

Now it's your turn. Have a threesome with HIS hot best male friend, and go to town!

AnthonyD86 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 16:27

and now it will be awkward when your with your friend. awkward when your with your husband. and more likely than not he won't stop banging your friend.

Comments

clayton18 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 9:55

you deserve better, you are an amazing person for letting your husband do something like that and he blew you off like a dick. Your supposed to make out with eachother while he F*cks one and goes down on the other. next time get someone who can multitask.

jess1449 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 1:52

every1 knows the 3rd person is supposed to be a stranger

CptZoe 10

Saturday 13 October 2012 23:47

WTF you are 17... Stfu

TaylorVenturina 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:35

awkward! do you just ask them, "hey do you wanna have a threesome!?"

awesomenessjess 0

Monday 1 February 2010 11:12

yout fault for agreeing i cant believe you would b atupid enough to agree

sunshineabigail 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:44

Threesomes are awesome. You just have to find the right people to do it with. I myself have had a few. They can really be a great experience. My best friend and I did it and we are both good looking. The one guy thought she was more attractive, the other thought I was. It is personal choice. There is no guarenteeing he will continue to have sex with her. Don't listen to ignorant bitter people. Have confidence in yourself and show him that you too can be a sex kitten.

Sleeter 0

Monday 22 February 2010 12:32

Agreed with this. Threesomes are never going to be what you want them to be and someone will get hurt.

Katara107 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:59

no u di'nt!!! well sucks for u lady cos u've just opened da door to sharing ur hubby n believe me, it ain't just gonna be ur best fren..probably the next victim will be ur sister, ur mom n who knows ur brother!!!!...jeez! ur such a dumbass bitch!! can't stand retarded bitches like u! ur better off sleeping around n stop abusing marriage....bad for future generations....tihihihi seriously!!!!!!!