This Alpha male shit has gone toor far

By HBC - 10/12/2011 07:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

I display dominance over my dog simply by making her roll over so I can rub her belly, but whatever floats your boat.

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luismyl 6

When I began reading I thought the dog was going to jump in too. That would have been a worst fml.

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grannygruber 6

Maybe he liked the feeling of the dog licking his ass while he screwed you!

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Cassandrax731 5

Well dog owners DO need to prove their dominance if they want a well behaved dog... but that's definately not the way to do it!

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jobsman99 0

So while having sex did you do it doggy?

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SPC117 5

I can totally see this working! If you were all lions in Africa...

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daydreamer244 13

And that's when you start laughing and send the dog out of the room.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Why does there always have to be a dominant person in sex?? XD What's wrong with being both equally dominant? ^_^

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IndigoAcrylic 9

I know that...I wasn't talking about the dog xD

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bizarre_ftw 21

Because it's fun But there is sex without dominance. Where did you take health class that all you know is BDSM?

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maninthebox11 8

Well then that's not a very good ex huh? xP

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soloabe 0

Ugh. People still believe in the dominance bullshut? Seriously people its be debunked time and time again even by the original reserchers who admitted their research was half made up and half set up.

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