This Alpha male shit has gone toor far

By HBC - 10/12/2011 07:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 14

I display dominance over my dog simply by making her roll over so I can rub her belly, but whatever floats your boat.

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luismyl 6

When I began reading I thought the dog was going to jump in too. That would have been a worst fml.

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rhysfucker 24

"Today, my Master and her boyfriend made me stay in her bedroom and watch while they had sex. Humans are so weird. FMDL"

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jojimugo 20

Best comment ever.......u killed it

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Steve95401 49

Is this a new version of "doggie style"?

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DocBastard 38

Is this like when you scold the dog when it pees on the carpet? "You see that, boy? You see that? That's right! THAT'S how you **** a bitch! THAT'S how you do it. Do you see? Are you looking?!"

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TheClaymanColony 2

As long as he doesn't try to rub thr dog's nose in it...

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Urbanchiller 0

Careful PETA might find this as dog abuse.

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PhilipNotMacedon 3

Fun fact: PETA kills 90% of the animals it takes in, and is opposed to all forms of animal husbandry, including pets in general. If PETA had their way, that dog would get the gas chamber.

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faithxoxox 1

Even more fun facts: 19.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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dyble95 0

That's not a made up statistic. PETA really is made up of a bunch of sick ***** that do really stupid things. In one case they were mad how marrio uses a suit of an endagerd spiecies (that thing with the tail that you can fly with) so you know what they did? They made a game in response were you play as marrio brutally killing animals....

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XxDaniEmoxX 0

I'm pretty sure most of the people in PETA are insane.

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Levvy 22

Dyble: I've played the game they made protesting Mario (seemingly) wearing fur, and that isn't even what you do in it. I'm not sure if you're just taking other peoples' unverified assertions as gospel or lying, but neither is a good habit. Try to verify things for yourself once in a while before you pass them on. It really does not make your claim a statistic is not made up look credible when you demonstrate either gullibility or dishonesty.

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rattusrattus 18

I have a book by a dog behaviorist filled with weird (and sometimes hilarious) dog behavior problems - the dog who keeps getting into scraps, attacking itself and not letting go of its own leg, the dog who perceived the back door as a territory intruder, the dog who kept compulsively staring at patches of light on walls - and this just made me think of the final problem: the dog who kept growling at its owner's fiancee whenever the owner and fiancee tried to have sex (or even got in bed together). You do need to show dominance over a new partner's dog sometimes as you are usurping their perceived place. Generally you do this by feeding, walking, grooming etc. BTW, the couple with the dog did have a happy ending - they managed to conceive a daughter.

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Urbanchiller 0

Too long did not read.

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Levvy 22

I am really, really puzzled why this got at least five thumbs down (maybe more if others have thumbed it up besides me). Do illiterate people just get upset when they think people are expecting them to do too much reading?

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screamo_neve 12

At least he didn't say to actually have sex WITH the dog, like that man who was arrested (twice) for having sex with a horse.

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leadman1989 15

45 - I saw that report too. I think he actually gave the horse something, how nasty can you get? LMAO.

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screamo_neve 12

Well, I don't blame anyone for not ******* him, he'd probably want to bring in the horse for a threesome. EWWW WEIRD IMAGE.

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XxDaniEmoxX 0

The image of a guy having sex with a horse won't get out of my head! D:

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leadman1989 15

I use to be dominant. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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leadman1989 15

Today my balls got bitten off by my dog FML -boyfriend

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pyrt93 4

he probably likes to know someone (yes dogs are people too) is watching and at least it was the dog and not one of his friends

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IndigoAcrylic 9

But friends can join in! ;D...and it would be fun (especially if they are hawt) instead of tottally sick and twisted. xD

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SpruceDread4578 13

And this...is why I'm losing hope that PEOPLE are going to get smarter. *sigh*

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