Sex, Dogs and Intimacy: This Alpha male shit has gone toor far

This Alpha male shit has gone toor far

By HBC - 10/12/2011 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

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You deserved it 5 156

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By chachi - 28/09/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML

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You deserved it 6 758

Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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You deserved it 6 707

He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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You deserved it 370

By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 442

You deserved it 4 845

By Shirley - 15/02/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

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You deserved it 7 582

Weird, but OK

By awkward - 14/06/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He says he can’t be with someone who doesn’t love his dog as much as he does. I told him that I have absolutely no problem with the dog being in the room, but it makes me uncomfortable when the dog is on the bed while we have sex. Apparently, that’s unreasonable. FML

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You deserved it 156

Traumatized

By Anon - 31/10/2009 11:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML

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You deserved it 12 204

By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML

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You deserved it 12 269

Bad omen

By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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You deserved it 4 364

Don't look!

By Garfield - 21/01/2016 04:41 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML

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You deserved it 3 900

StoryOfTheYear 14

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:07

I display dominance over my dog simply by making her roll over so I can rub her belly, but whatever floats your boat.

luismyl 6

Saturday 10 December 2011 12:07

When I began reading I thought the dog was going to jump in too. That would have been a worst fml.

Comments

fuzz97 23

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:36

This is like the opposite of what happened to me last night

thagar 2

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:58

This could be a reference to an american dad episode

killjoy64 4

Saturday 10 December 2011 17:58

belive it or not. humans need to asurt there dominance to get the animal to respect them, if not the dog will do what ever they want

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 10 December 2011 22:31

Exactly, and how else other than sex can someone like this guy, who doesn't know the difference between there and their, expect to make their dog respect and obey them? If I was a dog I doubt even that would do it.

QueenMichael 16

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:13

He wants the dog to watch him having sex? You should be happy it's just a status thing and not a fetish thing.

xAmyPOPx 4

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:17

What can you expect from an ugly, sweaty creature, really..

Starfiji 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:40

What a perv

SpruceDread4578 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 13:53

..What? That doesn't make him a perv. He's having sex with his girlfriend and he's idea of dominance over the dog is by letting it watch and somehow you think he's a perv? Okay.

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:09

I once saw a bunch of dogs mount each other at the same time, bucking for dominance...It looked like a ******' chorus line/fudge train...I wonder when Rover will want to play engineer!!

zaleh 23

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:33

Dominance is everything in the animal kingdom. So you should support yours. :)

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 10 December 2011 22:40

She should tie him up and **** him in front of the dog? I'm sorry sir, what are you suggesting? Because last time I read the FML it was the boyfriend trying to prove his dominance to the dog by ******* his girlfriend aka op (which in it's own right suggests quite a few things are lacking with this guy)