Awkward and Intimacy: THIS DOESN'T FEEL NICE… OHHH

THIS DOESN'T FEEL NICE… OHHH

By SplishSplash - 01/09/2013 01:21 - United States

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

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You deserved it 6 922

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Good vibrations

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML

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You deserved it 16 329

Isn't that, like, a crime?

By Dan - 22/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73

You deserved it 610

Ski me to heaven

By Frostbitten - 27/02/2013 03:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 319

You deserved it 6 125

By OG Pinecone - 23/07/2019 20:11 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 651

You deserved it 223

Little shit

By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 404

You deserved it 3 453

Orange river splashing

By nightwalker2253 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Orange

Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 854

You deserved it 2 507

Sea legs

By have it your way - 29/04/2014 19:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 145

You deserved it 5 072

By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 487

You deserved it 4 048

False alarm

By dirtyhands - 18/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 529

You deserved it 62 912

By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 836

You deserved it 4 133

AnOriginalName 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:34

Talk about getting wet...

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:32

Jeez, hopefully he'll understand and not bring it up.

Comments

Beepbeep7 14

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:38

You should go boating more often.

Perrydox 5

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:39

Well, go head n chuck out the vibrator.

Dre27 20

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:40

Still worth it

JustKittyKat 24

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:41

This reminded me of the girl that orgasmed on the back of her dad's motorcycle with her arms around him... I am terribly sorry for you.

Kateyez_26 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:41

Omg that's so gross and awkward :0

aintlifeapain 21

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:45

That was a FML from long back.

cmac86 23

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:47

I remember that one.

aintlifeapain 21

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:47

I'm not sure if she is the same person.

Dracoboxer357 35

Sunday 1 September 2013 14:52

28- Call it playing the odds, but I'm pretty sure she Isn't the same girl from way back then. :p 16- There's a toss up to which is worse: having your parent's friend notice you experiencing an ******, or having an ****** with your parent, but not being noticed. I'd probably choose the former myself though. :p

UO88 10

Sunday 1 September 2013 16:05

28's comment makes sense if you apply it to 23's comment. They probably just replied to the wrong post.

aintlifeapain 21

Monday 2 September 2013 12:25

Yep i did. For some reason, my hands go "butterfingers" when I'm on FML.. *mad scrolling*

mangobbler 11

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:41

Well, I seriously don't see anything wrong with this. It was beyond your control. If this does cause some sort of drama, it will uncalled for.

Kateyez_26 13

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:43

Doesn't matter, had ******.

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:43

how the hell could you finesse your way out of that? some situations just completely change a relationship's dynamic permanently. your dad's friend will never look at you the same way again...

brackaman 18

Sunday 1 September 2013 14:21

I failed to see the dad's friend involved in this ****** at all. Not unless he's friends with Poseidon.

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Sunday 1 September 2013 15:29

I refer not to his involvement but his mere presence 2 inches away.

awkwardturtl3 3

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:43

you definitely splish splashed lol

Feverrotes 15

Sunday 1 September 2013 8:43

I'm wondering if OP is the same girl from an FML several years ago, where the girl was riding on her dad's bike with her arms wrapped around him, getting an ****** in the same fashion.